February 2012
that awkward moment when a guy you used to date comes out of the closet.
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January 2012
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I know we’re not all great friends or anything,
but it’d be great if I had someone to talk to right now.
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remember when tumblr was like a safe haven from...
remember.
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Resolution: avoid like plague because I am weak...
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So the reason for my depression the past month has...
These are my dilemmas.
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Stop being so easy to talk to before I hand you the diary that I don’t keep. Good lord.
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12th graders: ew 11th graders
11th graders: ew 10th graders
10th graders: ew 9th graders
9th graders: ew middle schoolers
middle schoolers: ew elementary kids
elementary kids: ew babies
babies: ew fetus
fetus: ew wait how am i talking
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I bet you think I asked to be your friend because I’m over you.
clueless, clueless, clueless.
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Srsly how do you not notice the glaringly obvious infatuation directed from my person to your person.
or do you just ignore it.
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and now I'm rambling to diffuse the awkward.
counter-intuitive like whoa.
“That’s what interests me about The Doctor because, actually, look at the blood...”
– Matt Smith
(via matt-smith-)
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Do you not realize how easily we click like...
Do I need to hit you over the head with a flashing neon sign.
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I don't get down to business often, but when I do,...
When people talk about Tumblr in public...
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“I can see Darius going to a cashmere convention.”
– Amy’s friend Leah
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My friend Leah and I were wondering how Asher and...
Asher works for the local news station, so…
“This is Asher Rinehart, reporting for VS185. I’m here with news of a HARD-HITTING EXPOSE on the parasites living in your cashmere! We’re live on the scene with a victim of flesh-eating parasites contracted by active cashmere enthusiast, Darius Hart!”
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